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What are our thoughts this years?  Predictions?  Hopes and dreams?  Will Marvin Harrison actually play this year?  Can Favre single handedly take the Jets to the playoffs and rename the team the New York Bretts?  Will Jerry Jones suffocate after swan diving into a pool of money a la Scoorge McDuck?

Bring up the name of this ex-NFL player, and you’re a lying shitbag if the first thing you think isn’t, “Hey, isn’t that the putoface who slapped Stephen Davis around on the Skins cause Davis called him a fag??”
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The New York Football Giants have selected the design for their Super Bowl. In typical New York fashion it is both subtle and refined.

10-Table Ring

You might be wondering what is a 10-Table ring?

Michael Strahan has described it as a “10-table ring” - meaning one that can be spotted by gawkers up to 10 tables away at a restaurant.

Hmm. That’s so unlike the quiet defensive leader Michael Strahan.

The ring will have an ungodly amount of diamonds. The rings face will have 3 Lombardi trophies recognizing the three modern championships the NY Giants have won. One side will have the SB XLII logo, date, score, and location while the other side will have the players name and number and the statement, “Eleven Straight on the Road”, reflecting the Giants record setting road winning streak. The alternate statement of “3-5 at Home” was considered but ultimately rejected.

Forget NFL free agency, the best part of the NFL off-season is the open tryouts for cheerleaders. Last week we had the Patriots cheerleaders.

This week we’re featuring some of the ladies who attended the Eagles open tryout. Thank you philadelphiaeagles.com for putting up these great pics.

Note the snack shop in the background

More pics after the jump:

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I hate the Patriots as much as the next guy, after all they did take down my beloved Chargers and allow Eli Manning to win a ring before my boy Philip Rivers. But I don’t hate cheerleaders…in fact I really like them. So as a treat here are some pics of the newest Pats cheerleaders at tryouts:

Warming up for the Thriller routine

More pics after the jump.
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I’m linking to this article because:

a. The blog name is hilarious
b. The article is good for some laughs and was well researched

Tirico Suave - 2008 NFL Movie Character Mock Draft

I came across an article today that discusses 10 of the most bizarre athlete superstitions. There were a lot of interesting actions and beliefs, but none more-so than John Henderson of the Jacksonville Jaguars. The 2 time Pro Bowler has one of the trainers SLAP him across the face prior to starting the game. Take a look (some NSFW language):

Henderson is 6′7″, 330lbs whereas his trainer looks to be about 5′11″ 160lbs. I would have loved the be there the first time this went down. Can you imagine having a man that size ask you to slap him across the face as hard as you can? WOW!

Read more superstitions here: The 10 Most Bizarre Athlete Superstitions

Word out of Green Bay is that Brett Favre has officially announced he’ll be retiring.

“I know I can still play, but it’s like I told my wife, I’m just tired mentally. I’m just tired,”

Now we get to hear every sportscaster in America tell us about how great Favre was. We will be regaled with stories of his “aw shucks” upbringing and persona, his “gutsy” performances during his time at Southern Miss and of course his warrior like play on the gridiron.

A peek at John Madden's dreams

Well, once again we have info that Brett Favre is retiring from football. This is a sad day for John Madden, the #1 all time Brett Favre homer. Of course, this could be another fakey Favre retirement but I guess we’ll just have to wait and see…

Personally I am a fan of The Favre, ever since his cameo in “There’s Something About Mary” as “That corn fed white boy, Brett”, but on the flip side, bettors everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief that the man from the bay won’t be throwing that late pick to blow their parlay.

I found this clip of some off the cuff Farve moments, pretty entertaining:

You know you have bad team chemistry when you would rather play for the Falcons then back up LT.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3274708