Hey Brewer

So once again I won my fantasy basketball league, and once again it came down to getting lucky with my draft picks. The last two nights of championship week were close, just like the last two minutes of a close basketball game the lead changed back and forth constantly, and I won by three assists.

I figure this makes me as qualified as the next guy to give my 1st round playoff predictions, so here they come after the jump. Let me put this out there first though: Kobe Bryant is about to play a playoff series against the Denver Nuggets, and there isn’t a single story in cyberspace bringing up a very OBVIOUS subplot: namely, the rapist is returning to the scene of the rape. Don’t believe me? Go ahead, google the news for anything about it. I’ll be here after the jump.
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These 2 pics have been circulating around the net today, I thought they were both pretty funny.

How not to play defense:

Way to take the charge Kyle

How to play defense:

Is Steve Blake gonna have to choke a bitch?

Because let’s face it, it looks like Shaq, it acts like Shaq, but that ain’t no Shaq. Or at least that ain’t no superman Shaq. But you, sports fan, know that. Sports media knows that. This guy hasn’t played in a month, and when he was playing with the Heat this year it was even money that he’d reach 6 fouls before he reached 6 boards.

So why play him so many minutes? It was his debut with the Suns also; common sense would dictate that there’s no way a practice or two would already make him fit into their system, and if ever there was a case of making a rotund, cheezburger-buffet round peg fit into a square hole, this is it.

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The man best known for this:

Has been arrested in Blythe, CA

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