Hey Brewer

Bring up the name of this ex-NFL player, and you’re a lying shitbag if the first thing you think isn’t, “Hey, isn’t that the putoface who slapped Stephen Davis around on the Skins cause Davis called him a fag??”

Well, according to this espn column, you got him all wrong. He was not a major league jerk, just a kind soul who was misunderstood. And he’s very much happy away from the “fake”-ness of the NFL, thank you very much, and to be “rolling”, aka practicing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Aah, just look at him roll around:

oh you are so butch

whew, i'm tired! how about a daiquri?

And when Davis called him “gay”, he meant “pussy”, rather than “homosexual– not that there’s anything wrong with that, but homosexual none the less.”