Apr 03 2008

Hottest Sports Wife Tournament - the perks of being a rich athlete

Published by El Gigante at 8:20 am under Random News

Since as far back as I can remember, one of my favorite things about sports is the famous athletes and their hot wives. Just like high school, the jocks hook up with the hot cheerleaders. Only in the pro world, the jocks are making $20MM a season and the cheerleaders are Playboy models.

armchairgm is apparently also a big fan of hot wives because he has put up a “2008 Hottest Sports Wife Tournament” in an NCAA bracket format.

Some of the same girls that always show up are present on the list. Namely Victoria Beckham, Anna Benson and Eva Longoria. There are some gems on the list that I was not as familiar with. Scott Posednik, Peja Stojakovic and Mark Kotsay are all married to some stunners.

Scott Posednik goes home to this
Scott Posednik goes home to this

One of Peja's perks for being a great shooter
One of Peja's perks for being a great shooter

Kotsay's wife is popular at the team picnic
Kotsay's wife is popular at the team picnic

To read the full article and fill out your bracket, visit “2008 Hottest Sports Wife Tournament”

6 Responses to “Hottest Sports Wife Tournament - the perks of being a rich athlete”

  1. El Doctoron 03 Apr 2008 at 10:20 am

    After Hoffman’s display last night I too would be buried in pics of hot esposas if I were you. Yikes.

    Am I the only one that finds Victoria Beckham to be ungodly ugly? I simply don’t get the fascination people have with her. She is obviously fit but her face is a cross between an alien and bulldog (British…oh i’m so clever). The accent is a bonus but what crosses her lips is on par with that of a 5 year old special needs child.

    Also, can we all agree that Carmella DeCesare is the best beard ever?

  2. El Giganteon 03 Apr 2008 at 10:49 am

    Hoffman’s performance last night is exactly why I’m buried in pics of hot esposas. You know my feelings about Hoffy, but I will make them publicly known in a post later today. I’m waiting to see what happens in todays afternoon game.

  3. autonateron 03 Apr 2008 at 5:45 pm

    I was at the game and hoffy was money, but of course, there wasn’t anything on the line.
    The guy has been a great pitcher, but he has personally cost me at least 5 grand in blown playoff games, so have at ‘im…

  4. Mutanteon 03 Apr 2008 at 6:47 pm

    Hoffman plays because Petco Park sells corporate group rate packages out by the bullpen, and you get to meet him and get pics and autographs. At least, that’s what we did.

    VIVA LA HEATH BELL!!!

    BTW, Kotsay’s wife is freaking hot. Now can someone finally find Glen Rice’s wife?!?!

  5. El Giganteon 04 Apr 2008 at 9:21 am

    The only picture in existence of Glen Rice’s wife is the one from SI:

    00grice01cp0.jpg

    and apparently it’s ex-wife seeing as Glen found a man hiding in her closet:

    http://deadspin.com/345013/glen-rice-is-concerned-with-his-estranged-wifes-system-for-utilizing-closet-space

  6. Mutanteon 04 Apr 2008 at 10:08 am

    Nice toes.

    His wife, too.

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.