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Alfonso Soriano Breaks His Finger and Other Spring Training News

As Yahoo Sports and others have reported, Alfonso Soriano broke his finger.

Sori leading my fantasy team to victory

He will only be out 3-5 days however, and this is much more important, this is a very poor way to start my fantasy baseball season. Sori was one of my keepers and I can’t have him going down with pesky injuries for the rest of the year. His leg injuries last year crippled my team, but not enough for me to not be champion. (waits for applause). Other Spring Training info after the jump:

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Kosuke Fukudome is adjusting to America, English, Chicago and a tyrannical coach

Stop making jokes...please

Sadly we will all be subjected to tired, unfunny, and repetitive jokes regarding his name. If you are one of the people that has already made or is planning on making a ‘Fuck You Do Me’ joke, stop. If you hear someone making such a joke, kick him/her.

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NY Mets AARP representative Carlos Delgado has returned to Florida after an MRI found his hip pain was not serious.

Delgado Reacts to a Fastball Down the Middle of the Plate

Current Vegas lines of Delgado’s DL stints this season is 4.5.

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Joe Torre is getting grumpy about losing already.

Hat Remaining Uncomfortably High in Dodger Blue

I cannot wait to watch this story develop over the course of this season.

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The Rockies defeat Mexico.

Can't beat USA in baseball or soccer (note: only applies to games played in the USA)

Somewhere El Gigante sheds a lone tear.

4 Responses to “Alfonso Soriano Breaks His Finger and Other Spring Training News”

1. # Mutanteon 03 Mar 2008 at 2:00 am

   I’d root for Osama Bin Laden over the Rockies. Eff those purple wearing ponces.

2. # El Giganteon 03 Mar 2008 at 8:35 am

   How dare you suggest I shed a lonely tear? I shed many tears and my countrymen gladly join me.

   The baseball thing I don’t care about so much, seeing as our baseball Hall of Fame is made up of Fernando Valenzuela, Teodoro Higuera and Vinny Castilla. Our only current players making any kind of noise in the past few years are Estaban Loaiza and Adrian Gonzalez. Not exactly “Murderers Row.”

   The soccer thing kills me though, it was the one thing we could always count on beating the Americans at. I feel like we still haven’t realized that it’s been years since we’ve beaten the US team, we’re still walking around like it’s 1986, just assuming we’re beating you guys every year. That is until some American soccer fans lets us know that it’s actually been a really long time since El Tricolor has put up a big win.

3. # El Doctoron 03 Mar 2008 at 8:39 am

   Doesn’t Jorge Cantu hail from the motherland? He’s young but he’s had a decent start.

4. # Friend_of_Larryon 04 Mar 2008 at 6:51 am

   Pull my finger.

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