Feb 19 2008
Kimbo Slice vs. Chuck Norris?
OK so I know I have been on a Kimbo kick lately but I have gotten some feedback from people saying that Kimbo is the real deal. While I tend to disagree, I thought it might be interesting to post some possible matchups for him. Dana White take note, this is what the fans want to see!
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Personally I think a matchup between Kimbo and Chuck Norris would be an epic battle of titanic proportions. While Chuck is a bit older and smaller, he more than makes up for that with experience and mental prowess. I mean, he fought Bruce Lee, waged war in the jungle, and brought more than one bad guy to justice in “Walker - Texas Ranger”. Kimbo may have him beat on punching power, but at the end of the day, my money is on the man who can beat a Total Gym into submission with his mind and 22 inch biceps (and Christy Brinkley watching - which is a pressure cooker in itself).
Here are a few other potential matchups:
Kimbo
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Hannibal Lecter German Shepherd
Another interesting matchup. Hannibal Lecter GS would be impervious to Kimbo’s punches, thus rendering him helpless to a voracious muzzle attack. While his mask could prove tricky when he has his chance to attack, at the end of the day, Hannibal Lecter GS might actually just scare Kimbo into submission.
One more potential matchup is Kimbo vs. Diego Maradona
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Again, Kimbo’s extreme punching power and street fighting prowess would definitely give ol’ Diego a run for his money, but Diego would likely show him the “Hand of God”, then challenge him to a smoking, eating, drinking and coke snorting competition. If Kimbo can get to him early, he should take it down, but on the other hand if it goes to the cards, I’m giving Diego the edge.
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I think that last picture of Kimbo would beat the shit out of most people.
if brock lesnar had fought tank or anyone else Kimbo has fought people would be saying the same thing about him. Kimbo is weak and is being built up just like a boxer big record of wins against not a single decent fighter. It’s a shame that both those guys don’t fight in the same organization because then we could put this whole thing to rest.
That may be, but what about HLGS?