Feb 11 2008
Panthers?
Apparently there is a hockey team in Florida called the Panthers. Because when I think of the frozen pond the first state that comes to mind is Florida and the first animal is a large cat that lives in swamps and trees. According to wikipedia Florida Panthers are part of the cougar family (rarrr sexy!). Anyway, some guy Richard Zednik almost died when hisĀ teammate, and ex-BFF, attempted to remove his head with the blade of his skate.
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I was dissapointed by the coverage of this incident. In every video I could find, the networks freeze framed on the moment the skate hit his neck, so that we could not witness the violent gushing of blood that was certainly caught on camera in all of it’s sanguinary glory. Fucking FCC. If I don’t satisfy my bloodlust through television, I just might chop up some hookers, or follow the current American trend of shooting up another school!